Sad, But So Very, Very True

So I have a failproof way of determining whether a guy is gay. It's stupid, but it makes me laugh in a hilariously sad sort of way.
So.

Step one--Good sense of humor? (Like, is he comfortable with the jokes I tend to break ice with, and will he tease me about it as well?) If yes, go on. If not... meh. Go easy on the jokes, girl.

Step two--Is he cute? If yes, go on. If no, don't even worry about it, Katelynn. Make friends, go on with life.

Step three--Could you maybe see yourself in a relationship maybe kinda even just a bit? If yes... Well, Katelynn. Sorry to say it, but he's prolly gay.

Not that it's a bad thing, but seeing your track record with guys that attract you and how things have ended up... Just don't jump too far before you look and see what color the water is. But, hey!! You've got an awesome friend now, and even more reason to ignore your super religious friend (who texted you today saying that she was sorry, but she's praying for you and for your gay friend).

I'm laughing. At your super religious friend right now. Because she JUST DOESN'T GET IT and you're trying to figure out HOW SHE'LL GET IT THROUGH HER SKULL that you DON'T WANT HELP and you DON'T NEED HELP and how all her "HELPING" is actually making things WORSE.

...Hm. This is an odd post. This was an odd thought. And it evolved into stuff that you really need to let go of, Katelynn. Go drink some water. Solve that Rubik's Cube two or three more times. Try an go to beds, yus? Yus.

G'night, people.